The most famous bear in the world
It’s some time since I’ve been active on my site but I’ve been busy. Héhéhé New home, new business opportunities. My parents had the foresight to move close to the Royal Palace – a kind of rural Moulin Rouge with less Metro stations but more tractors. There are no shops here – or a police Read More …
My business is doing very well! But there is competition in the car park opposite my luxury executive offices in the evening. grrrrr. So I have ordered asked my employees to “service” their cars. Genial. I have also had to appoint a Security manager. So if there are any probelms he can eat them. Very Read More …
That’s better – I am back in a town and have new offices very close to home. And they are bigger so I can expand my services. Genial. Massages, petting zoo and all my usual products! The train service is better too so I can resume my famous Pop-Up-Shop in Pigalle at the weekeds (train Read More …
And how can I make money out of it? I know, I can open a zoo. Or something else. Genial.
Now what? We are moving? Again? Do they know what this does for my business? I sent my spies to out new home and it has even less people – and how do you pronounce the name? And most importantly, where are the public toilets? The good news is there is no police station. Genial. Read More …
So here we are in the middle of nowhere in the beautiful town of Obernai. I already have my new office: the public toilets in the “Parking Des Remparts” car park. Genial. It was just outside McDonalds but apparently they did not like that I set up a second drive through lane and was selling Read More …
Today I have devastaing news for all my clients and employes in Pigalle – I am leaving for Alsace! My parents have to move – I think they arre tired of collecting me from the police station every night. So now i must organise a modification for the TGV Est to go directly from Obernai Read More …
As one of my fans said: “It didn’t take very long” but it was not me. My mother has finished her exams and is on holidays now – which means she has a lot of time to see all the things that she normally does not notice… I offer her employment but I don’t think Read More …
Genial, I am out f the fridge and in bed. A bear cannot live on bacon and Parmesan alone. Apparently when my mother weighs herself she sometimes shouts her weight very loud and swears at the same time. I just remind her that fridges are designed to be cold and are not soundproof. Genial. So Read More …
It was quiet this afternoon. My parents went out but I fell asleep and did not realise. There is not much more to eat in here – some pistachio mousse came in and went so before I could say “grrrr” I think the door to the bathroom is possessed: my parents keep shouting that it Read More …