Genial, I am out f the fridge and in bed. A bear cannot live on bacon and Parmesan alone.
Apparently when my mother weighs herself she sometimes shouts her weight very loud and swears at the same time. I just remind her that fridges are designed to be cold and are not soundproof. Genial.
So no more dry shampoo or nail varnish for this bear. Until my father finds out I sold his Navigo.