I am always in trouble. So much trouble that if I’m not in the fridge, I’m normally in a Police cell, waiting for my parents to collect me. Some people just do not have a sense of humour. Grrr.
But perhaps more of a scandal is that I, Nelson, the all powerful and despotic bear managed to get thrown off Facebook. Boots sent me an advantage card. To Paris. So if Boots has a sense of humour, why doesn’t Facebook?
I still do not know why – isn’t it normal for a bear to wear S&M gear? I think so…
I think all the other bears on Facebook complained. Why? Because they are all teddy bears. Soft. Cuddly. And stupid. How many other bears are clever enough to sell blue pills?
Et voila! Now it can be told – le scandale de Nelson…
