As one of my fans said: “It didn’t take very long” but it was not me. My mother has finished her exams and is on holidays now – which means she has a lot of time to see all the things that she normally does not notice…
I offer her employment but I don’t think she was interested – at least I think that’s what she shouted through the fridge door. Apparently making blue pills is beneath her. I don’t understand, she knows how to use a nail file, she would be perfect.
So there is no cheese in the fridge, no chocolate mousse and no honey. There is a bottle of Champagne but if I open that I will be in the freezer – and not in the same tray as the ice cream.
But even worse is I cannot watch the coronation service of the queen on TV – I want ideas for my own coronation when I win an election. Any election.