The most famous bear in the world
It has been a quiet morning, my parents were out but now I have something new to sell in my shop. Genial. The fridge is still quite empty but at least the Parmesan is open now. It is difficult with my fat little paws and no slaves to help me. I am not sure Parmesan Read More …
Genial there are elections in the Vatican! I MUST be Pope – I like the outfit and the red shoes match my cravate. Genial. The Pope also has lots of slaves cardinals to assist him, which is also genial. My Parents say it is the other way around but we will see about that when Read More …
A small historical society says it has found evidence that former American President Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt was all that he seemed. Legend has it that the teddy bear was named after Roosevelt – but the new evidence, uncovered by NM Historique of Pigalle, Paris seems to suggest that Roosevelt was in fact a bear. A Read More …
The recent activity of NM Archaeology have disturbed a dark force – the Curse of Tutenkhamours! During their recent digging the archaeologists disturbed an ancient tomb when some of them were convinced they were being kicked in the leg. Others reported having strange dreams – all they could hear in them was a ghostly voice Read More …
Continuing their ground breaking discoveries, archaeologists from NM Archaeology have today sent me pictures of this very good looking monument in Egypt. Thr Sph-ours is a curious thing. Unlike an Egyptian Sphinx, it has a bad character – a little like a Greek one. The Sph-ours is very bad tempered if it does not get Read More …
A new discovery has been made in the Louvre Museum by celebrated Archaeologists NM Archeology. Experts are now examining ancient hieroglyphics recently discovered at the Louvre Metro station, next to the Photomaton. The ancient stone tablet, including traditional Egyptian hieroglyphics provides new evidence the bears had a significant social position in ancient Egypt. NM Archeology Read More …
Everybody knows I am the master – but for how long? A recent archaeological dig (By NM archaeologists) in somewhere east of Paris but west of Hong Kong whose name I cannot spell has found a very interesting kudurru – a stone that contains images of Gods or Kings granting land. This one shows a Read More …