Genial there are elections in the Vatican! I MUST be Pope – I like the outfit and the red shoes match my cravate. Genial.
The Pope also has lots of slaves cardinals to assist him, which is also genial. My Parents say it is the other way around but we will see about that when my Director of security eats some of them.
I will be a modern pope. contraceptives will be allowed! But only official Vatican contraceptives which will be available from my official Papal shop.
But I will also be traditional. You will still be able to buy indulgences and of course I will be despotic as ever. Genial.
I have even commissioned a new Popemobile which has a fridge on top for when I am bad, so I can be in the fridge and still be adored!
*Does anybody understand this? I don’t. Where can I get Latin lessons?
