Why did I not think of this before? This is why my director of communications is for sale…
The Italian elections are in February. It is only for Prime minister but I am sure when the Italians see how I deal with corruption they will want me as president. And Pope!
For too many years, there has been corruption in Italy – I say it should be put in it’s place – at the top! I will legalise it for me only. Genial.
I have a lot of competition from the “unofficial” bunga Bunga party – but my OFFICIAL Bunga Bunga party is better! No wigs, no strange hair colour and no scandals with exotic dancers 100 years younger than the Prime minister.
Free special NM pill and a toga for every vote! Genial