Hooo, I have lots of things to sell – which will be delivered by my slaves delivery specialists.
Or if you prefer, you can come and collect your items from my luxury offices most nights (Police permitting and before I have been arrested) unless I am in the fridge. Which is a lot of the time.
Some items may not be available if my parents find out they are in my shop. Can’t find what you want? Use the form below to ask if it is available. No extra charge. (extra handling charges will apply. Genial. )
Please select a department from the list below or on the shop menu on the right.
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